Chickenhouse Apparel : Original Jokes
Original jokes developed by Travis Yates.
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Chemicals on the farmDad used a lot of chemicals on the farm... ...never affected me!
Electric fence isn't a brand nameElectric fence isn't a brand name.Urine conducts electricity.
Sesame Street fanFront:- My favourite was the count.So I studied statistics.Back:- My brothers favourite was Bert.He's f*cking a guy called Ernie!
Cat through HarvesterA cat will go through a harvester... ...once.
Cows have uddersCows have udders... bulls don't!
You can't milk a dogYou can't milk a dog!
Dad shot the dogFront:- We had a pet dog. We named it Blue.Dad shot it!Back:- It couldn't walk......so he shot it again!
Chemicals RanchDad used a lot of chemicals on the ranch......never affected me!
Snags don't say cunt!My idea of a snag is a guy who doesn't have the word cunt on his t-shirt.
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